TOP 10 REASONS TO BE A REDLEG

10. YOU GET TO PLAY WITH BIG GUNS. 9. YOU GET TO BLOW STUFF UP. 8. YOU CAN WEAR RED SOCKS WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 7. YOU CAN ALWAYS SAY "IT LOOKED GOOD WHEN IT LEFT HERE!" 6. POWDER IS ALWAYS DRY. 5. EVERY ROCKET FIRED IS LIKE JULY 4TH (OVER AND OVER AGAIN). 4. DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO PEOPLE LATE IN YOUR CAREER BECAUSE YOU ARE DEAF. 3. YOU CAN GET 30% DISABILITY (SEE #4). 2. WE HAVE COOL MEDALS FOR BOTH HIM & HER. AND THE #1 REASON TO BE A REDLEG IS... 1. YOU GET TO BE THE KING! "It's good to be the King."